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Best Funny Jokes in Urdu

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Here are All the funny jokes in Urdu And Hindi.All these funny jokes are taken from google.Must share these Urdu jokes/lateefy/Chutkle with your friends and make them laugh.

All Funny Jokes In Urdu

AAJ KI BAAT
” Agar Dunya Me Zyada
Kaam Kerny Se Qadar
Hoti,
To
GADHA Sab Se Zyada
Izzat-dar Hota.. 😉

Dedicated To All My
Hardworking Friends.. 😀

Hahaha



For My Single Friends
Zamane Ki Her Jeet Aap K Naam Ho

Zindgi Ki Khushyan Aap K Naam Ho

Dil Se Dua Hai Aap K Lye

2018 Ke Dulha/Dulhan Me Shamil Aapka B Naam Ho.. 😀

Love Definition
Starts From Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
.
But 2Day
.
LOVE”

Starts With Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy.. 🙁

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ANGREZI YAADEN
Mere Aangan Me Kabhi Flower Khila Krty Thy.

Meri Eyes Me B Dreams Basa Krty Thy,

Mujhko Halaat Ki Aandhi Ne Giraya Othrwise.

Mere Shadow Me B Kuch People Raha Krty Thy,

Hen Remembr Hamen Rafaqat Ki Wo Watch Ab B.

Dil Ki Heartbeat B Tere Sath Suna Krty Thy,

Aaj Wo Mehfil Me Stranger Bnay Bethey Hen.

Jo Kabi Mujhy Apni Life Kaha Krty Thy.

Ab Trasti Hen Teri Deed Ko Eyes,

IK Period Tha Hm Roz Mila Krty Thy.. 😀

3 Cheezen
3 Cheezen Hamesha K Liye Bhula Do.. 1- Dard 2- Gham 3- Roothna . 3 CheezeN Kabhi Na Bhulana.. 1- “Maha” 2- Us K Msgs 3- Us Ki Personality.. 😉 . 3 Kaam Kabhi Na Kerna.. 1- Is Msg Ko Edit kerna 2- Apna Naam Likhna 3- Dusron Ko Msg Bhej k Impress Karne ki Nakaam Koshish Kerna… 😀

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Larkon Per Ilzam
Girl: Jab Bhi Kahin 5,6 Larky Jama Hoty Hen To Un Ka Mozu Larki Q Hota Hai.?? Pappu: Jab 5,6 Larkiyan Jama Hoti Hen To Wo Konsa Taraveeh Parhati Hen,, Vaddi Aai Larkon Per Ilzam Lagany Wali.. ;-D Hahahha
Omlet
Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. 😀 hahahha
Omlet
Nawaz Sharif: Kulsoom Lagta Hai Aaj Barish Ho Rahi Hai. Kulsoom Nawaz: Nahi Miyan Sahab, Log Thoo Thoo Ker Rahe Hen.. 😀 Hhahaha


Qatl-e-Tiflan
Qatl-e-Tiflan Ki Manadi Ho Rahi Hai Shehar Me, Maa Mujhy Tu “Surat-e-Moosa” Baha De Nehar Me..!

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Khali Jaga
Sardar: Jab Me Sar K Bal Khara Hota Hun To Khoon Sar Ki Taraf Jama Hota Hai, Magar Jab Paaun K Bal Khara Hota Hun To Khoon Paaun Me Jama Nahi Hota.. Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Jo Cheez Khali Hoga, Khoon Usi Taraf To Jaye Ga Naa.. 😀 Hahhaha
Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen
Bacha: Papa Hamary Ghar Me JIN Hen?? Papa: Nahi Beta Ye Jin Win Kuch Nahi Hota. Bacha: Magar Papa Nokrani To Kehti Hai K Hamary Ghar Me Jin Hen.. Papa: Samaan Pack Kero. Bacha: Q Papa.?? Papa: Q K Hamary Ghar Me Koi Nokrani Nahi Hai.. :-0 Hahhaha
Funny jokes in Urdu
Ek Bewakoof Apna Mobile Qarustan Me Dafna Raha Tha. Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Bewakoof: Mobile Waly Bhai Ny Kaha Hai K Mobile “DEAD” Ho Gaya Hai.. 😀 Hhahaha
jokes in Urdu
Admi: Mujhy Sardar Bana Do. Doctor: Us K Liye Tumhara 50% Dimagh Nikalna Paray Ga. Admi: Theek Hai Nikal Do. Doctor Ny Ghalti Se 90% Dimagh Nikal Diya. Aadmi Hosh Me Aaty hi Bola: “Oye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha, Sala Khocha Ye Tum Ny Kiya Ker Diya.? 😀 Hahhaha Share these funny jokes in Urdu with your friends
Toothpaste K Add Me
Her Toothpaste K Add Me Kehty Hen: “10 Me Se 8 Dentist Ki Tajveez.” , Pata Hai Baki K 2 Q Nahi Kehty; QK Un Ki Degree Original Hoti Hai.. 😀 Hahahha Share Best Urdu Jokes
Interest K Loan,Urdu Jokes
Bank Manager: Hamara Bank Aapko Baghair Interest K Loan De Raha Hai. Customer: Jab Dene Me Interest Hi Nahi Hai To Q De Rahy Ho.. 😀 Hhahaha Share funny jokes with your friends

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Internet Customer Service
Ek Larki Ny Internet Customer Service Ko Phone Kiya: Mera Internet Theek Kaam Nahi Ker Raha..” Customer Service: Madam Jab Tak Internet ahi Kaam Nahi Kerta’ Aap Ghar K Kaam Q Nahi Ker Leti.. 😀 Hahhahaha
Husband Ki Speed-Urdu Jokes
Agar Aap Apnu Husband Ki Speed Check Kerna Chahti Hen To Bas Ek Aawaz Lagaen; “Aap ka Mobile Baj Raha Hai, Utha Lun Kiya..?” 😀 Hhahahaha share Urdu Jokes With Your Friends
Andar Ka Janwar
Shoher: Mujhy Ghussa Mat Dilao Warna Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jaye Ga.. Bivi: So What, Me Gadhay Se Nahi Darti.. 😀 Hhahaha
Shohar Ko Talaq
1st Lady: Bas Faisla Ho Gaya, Me Apny Shohar Ko Talaq De Rahi Hun. 2nd Lady: Wo Q.?? 1st Lady: Me Ny Raat Khuwab Me Dekha K Wo Ek Actress K Hath Choom Raha Tha. 2nd Lady: Magar Wo To Khuwab Tha. 1st Lady: Haan To Jab Wo Mere Khuwab Me Aisi Harkat Ker Sakta Hai To Apny Khuwab Me Kiya Kiya Kerta Hoga.. 😀 Hhahahaha
Color TV
Ek Bewakoof Naya TV Ghar Laya Aur Usay Pani Me Daal Diya.. Bivi: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho?? Bewakoof: Ary Pagal, Me Check Ker Raha Hun K is Color TV Ka Color To Nahi Utre Ga.. 😀 Hhahaha

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Qarz-e-Hasna
Teacher: Qarz-e-Hasna Kise Kehty Hen?? Pappu: Jab Qarz Deny Wala Apny Paise Wapas Mangy Aur Lene Wala Hans De, Usay Qarz-e-Hasna Kehty Hen.. 😀 Hhahaha Share Jokes In Urdu
Exam Me Zarur Aayega
Friends Ye Parh Lena,, Aap K Exam Me Zarur Aayega.. . . . . . . . . . Name: Roll Number: Class: Subject: Ab Thanks Bol Ker Rulayega Kiya.. 😀 Hhahaha Share These Funny Jokes In Urdu
Hii Ye Machar
Teacher: Hamen In Machron Ko Paida Hony Se Rokna Hoga.. Pappu: Ye To Ho Hi Nahi Sakta Sir. Teacher: Wo Q?? Pappu: Sir Itna Chota Condom Hum Kese Bana Sakty Hen.. 😀 Hhahahaha
Bimari
Classic Insult !! . Class Me Lecture Chal Raha Tha.. Achanak Ek Larka Uth Ker Class Se Bahar Chala Gaya.. . . Lecturer: Ye Bahar Q Chala Gaya?? . . His Friend: Sir Usko Neend Me Chalne Ki Bimari Hai.. 😀 Hahahhaha


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1 Ladka Admission Lene
1 Ladka Admission Lene College Gaya.. Principle: Me Tum se 1 Mushkil Sawal Puchun ya 10 Asaan..? Ladka: 1 Mushkil Sawaal.. Principle: Batao Din Pehle Aata Hai ya Raat..? Ladka: Din.. Principle: Wo Kese..?? Ladka: Sorry Sir Ye Aap ne Dusra Sawal Puch liya.. 😀 Hhahaha
Students Song
Hum Honge All Pass Hum Honge All Pass 1 Din . Ho! ho! SOTE hen Bindass Likhte hen Bakwas Karte hen Time Pass Fir B hai Vishwas Marks Milenge JhaKkas 1 Din.. 😀
Stop Born Of Mosquitoes
Teacher: We Will Have To Stop Born Of Mosquitoes. Student: It Is Impossible To Make MICRO C*ND*M For Mosquitoes.. 😀 Hahhaha
1 Chapter Aur
Anna Hazare Ko Dekh Kr 4th Class Ka Bacha Bola: . . . . . Koi Inhe Rok Lo.. Nahi To Meri History Ki Book Me 1 Chapter Aur Add Ho Jyega.. . . BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.. 😀 Hahhahaha
1 Chapter Aur
Teacher: Pappu Tum Bulb Per Apny Baap Ka Naam Q Likh Rahy Ho?? Pappu: Sir, Maa Keh Rahi Thi K School Ja Ker Apny Baap Ka Naam Roshan Kerna.. 😀 Hahhahaha

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Larkiyon Ka Size Hai
Teacher: Agar 3+6=9 3+2=5 9+5=14 Ho To Is Ko Kese Define Karo Gy..? Pappu: Ye Larkiyon Ka Size Hai. 14 Saal Ki Larki Ka 9 Number Ka Juta Aur 5 Fit Ka Boyfriend Hoga. Wo 36 K Recharge Me 32 Ka Balance Bhejta Hoga.. Teacher Shocks.. Pappu Rocks.. 😀 Hhahaha

 

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